Ganked from ShishiOsa:
My pirate name is:
Iron John Flint
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Avast, Iron John Flint ? ye say ?
That hardly be the proper name of a pirate parrot
Nae, it will nae do ....